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Ah be a clown please don't frown and call me Aunt Jesse. Yes I will tell you the jokes from 1970's. Nah I'm just kidding I will tell you the jokes from 2020's I guess. What is faster hot or cold. (Children) What (the universe) What ( Donald trump)  What wait a minute YOU ARE A MUSLIM GET OUT OF USA YOU ARE BANI- oh ma lord baby she have some lovely smell. (Me) SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Oh sorry guys let's get on with the blog now.  Hot because you can catch a cold. Not laughing yet well ok. Santa:- Aye! what R U doing Banta:- Recording this babys voice Santa:- Why? Banta:- When he grows up. I shall ask him what he meant by this.. Feeling the burn nope. How about NOW BAM HERE LET'S GO. Come on you must be laughing fine OK next.  1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin 2. Both of you stand together separately. 3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside. 4. Will you hang the calender or else I will hang myself. 5. I have two daughters both  are gir...

Ah now step in your pee don't blame me and this will be alright... I am going to be talking about Uncle Buchi Milk Mc Strawberries and Aunty Buchi Milk Mc Strawberries. Ok they were in Chakala Chokoolo's nostrils. They were in separate nostrils though. And Cheekeemee Leekilee Moppers ( chapatee's first daughter ) Had Mother buchi and Father buchi. They were also in separate nostrils too. Aunty Buchi Milk Mc Strawberries and Uncle Buchi Milk Mc Strawberries were trying to be romantic and kiss in the break of dawn IN THE SAME NOSTRIL. Mother buchi and Father buchi HAS DONE IT OH WOW THEY DID IT JUST NOW IN THE US. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE OH LORD OK LETS GET ON WITH THE BLOG YOU GUYS. Wow I did not know Aunty and U-U-U-UNCLE BUCHI HAS GONE OUT OF THE NOSE I PICKED HIM UP LET ME SHOW YOU A PIC JUST WAIT. Oh no I lost the pic let me show you a pic of my friends boogers.   Ok he is a random guy and yes it's a video. I found it on YouTube please watch it.... ( a few seconds later...

Ah now close your show wash your toe and watch this blow like BOOM PSHHHHH     Yes this is another addiction to something. I know again it's just ANNOYING FOR ME AND YOU. Ok she talks to her husband a lot. Well that's not annoying but THIS IS ANNOYING SHE WATCHES MAKEUP TUTORIALS. And that is so annoying because she watches it for like FOREVER. We interrupt this programme to tell you NEWS ALERT. Mother Buchi Mc Lips has been LOST. Father Buchi Mc Lips has called Uncle Buchi Milk Mc Strawberries and called Aunty Buchi Milk Mc Strawberries. He also called Mr and Mrs Milk's Daughter Aunty Type Milk. Go to wwwAuntyBoogers.com and you will see them LIVE. Now back to the real story. And she spends more time on her phone more then me. AND I FEEL LIKE THIS  Me when she watches something and gets annoyed Yes I do get annoyed for some reason. I can explain it's because she just does... does... does Um 911 can you help me with this buchiness I mean business. (911) She does nothing...

Ah the shopping malls and chocolate rain and the Simpsons coming out of nowhere I am talking about my sister's addiction to food. Yes it's annoying because it's junk food EVERY SINGLE DAY. Me when I hear her say order junk food Starting off with the food OPTP She orders it a lot of times like maybe.....maybe.....maybe um officer how many times (officer) um right about 134 times your highness. (me) Thanks for the advice. Ok right about 134 times like my officer said. Next KFC. (music) KFC chicken in my fees alright. ⊙ ⊙ Oops sorry I am crazy to bring a boombox with me. We interrupt this programme to tell you NEWS ALERT. Baby buchi has  JUST BEEN BORN IN THE UK. THIS IS SO CRAZY. Her real name is Muchi Mc Buchi Lips. She has a YouTube channel which is called Buchi Lovers. Go subscribe to her and let's get on with the blog you guys. Her addiction is not as much as OPTP. She loves the juicy chicken and soft bun though. Next McDonald's. Everybody likes McDonald's ri...

Ah lick your eyes smell your toes and say I am a goofy goober. IM A GOOFY GOOBER ( YAH ) So I am going to talk about my cats. Yay ok so I have three cats. I don't know if I have a pic of my third cat but it's fine nobody needs pictures right. OK starting off with Yes you probably know them. They are mikuchi and princy. Yes mikuchi is my least favourite by the way and my number one fav is drumroll please dinga dinga ringa ringa papaloucho loo. PRINCY. I love her soooooooo much. We inturrupt this program to tell you NEWS ALERT. In the corona the farts have escaped. Yes farts. They are in the jungle looking for miss pretty perfume and mickey  mouse. They were together then they both got separated by big bird. This is so scary also Peppa pig and her family and friends were smelling there own tails. Now back to the real story. I love princy sooooooo much like oh my god. I am dead. Well (: Momo (: my (: third (: cat (: keeps (: on (: the (: playing (: and (: annoys (: princy (: AND T...

This is gonna be disgusting PICKING ALERT!!! Only two things are gonna be picked. No 1. FURREE KATT No 2. MY ARMPITS They are gonna be in this blog or in the story WHATEVER  LET'S GO. Ah dig your boogers. poop in your pots. and lick your elephants ears. If you don't have an elephant WELL TOO BAD.  This is the worst moment OF MY LIFE it was so nice and peaceful in the bathroom I go and then. THERE WERE TWO FRICKIN BITES ON MY SHOULDER. I was like man it was my papas fault. But NOOOO IT WAS MY FAULT. I mean like my mama is not wrong. There is a reason for it. Ok you know I know we all know I sat on the stairs You guys right now    Eliza oh god I thought you were smart. WAIT did you were long pants? The answer is drum roll please dumdumdumdumdumbarimbah no i did not. Yes I know that's bad but I forgot that the ants are there. Yes ants. My mom was shook to see that. and she called my sis she said it to my bro and my father. Ok then I went to the tub and took a body bath....

Ah now take a deep breath. Smell your apples. And the most important thing laidies and gentlemen READ THIS PLEASE CAUSE I AM WATCHING YOUUUUU👁. Ok guys I am going to be talking about my family!!!! Starting off with my Father. He is good to me he always does everything I say. I tell him to do this do that HE LITERALLY NEVER SAYS NO. But sometimes he says no. Next my mother. She is the best mom ever but when she makes me angry or sad or weep and cry I think she's really rude lol. I might talk about her more then my Father maybe.... She loves me I LOVE her I just don't know what to do with myself (jk I am not trying to be romantic btw) I need her near my side. I am her blood. And ok that's it about my mother I guess. Next my sis. Do you know "Furree Katt" Yeah her she is actually my sis. Yeah I know it's crazy but true.  You guys right now   Yes yes I am really speaking right please no mike um no mike... Phew are your ears checked. Yes? WOW that's good. Ok w...

Hi. I am "Eliza Wolf" ok let's skip that intro. Ah the sea and the sky and um.... myself I guess. OK I just want to say that I am so happy that I am here. And who reads this they are gonna have a happy life. just like me right now. See Tadaaaaah ( 9/2/24 girl put such an old picture. )  Ok this is really old and I look cute right.... Anyways I am happy or am I........ ( 9/2/24 nope! you're depressed ) Ok so this thing might be confusing or something so yeah BE PREPARED FOR THE CRAZINESS!!!!!!! (I am crazy by the way) I like spongebob hehe :) This is gonna be random like this Ok yeah, just put a random pear down the street nobody cares maybe I will eat him I don't know but let me tell ya DONT EAT PEARS why. Because I don't know why I am saying but I um he um I am so sorry um ok.  I LIKE HIM *gasps*ok that is not a secret anymore I let it out 😧😦😧😦😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣 9/2/24 I HAD A CRUSH ON A PEAR. A PEARRRRRRRR. (the more you know) R.I.P vocals LOL ok I am fi...