School Time!

I really like my class. It's like a world of dreams, UNTIL YOUR MOM FORCES YOU TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND THEN SHE REALIZES YOU ALREADY HAVE. *neighbor* Whoa relax dude 

*dreams and snores at the same time* RING RING RING SCHOOL TIME RING RING * turns off the most annoying alarm on earth* OH MY GOODNESS GRAITIOS ( 9/2/24 gratios. GRATIOS. ) ME! Well that was a surprise of  a lifetime. Wait a minute, it's back to school? At seven o clock? Fine, I will get what I get and start my boring school trip... Yay! It's time to go to school! Let's pack our bags, say good bye to our mothers and get corona virus ( 9/2/24 finally something that's actualy funny hahahabahahaba ). What a lovely routine of the day. But before you go out, make sure you brush your teeth and wash you hands fOr TwEnTy SeCoNdS before going out ladies and gentlemen. When we go to school we always say "Good morning Miss Jessie Boungorf" in the most awkward way possible. And then, we pack our bags and get ready for class ( 9/2/24 didn't we already do that..??? ). After that we pick the most juiciest, the most biggest, the most fabulous booger in the world and the we either throw them to the teacher, or we eat it as noisily as possible! After all the boring studies we did, we will go eat lunch and pass out for a few minutes. When you eat that means you play afterwards. Right children in the back row with Toddler Jones and William Brown???????

 

( 9/2/24 i feel u william brown )

*jessie boungorf* Yes Jeragouldine AND DON'T CALL ME BORING, please die somewhere else William Brown  AND DON'T LEAVE THE CLASSROOM TODDLER JONES PLEASE NO BUT IF YOU DO, IMMA CALL POLICE ON YOUR FACE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND TODDLER JONES????? *toddler jones* Yes. *jessie boungorf* Okay now what did you want to say Jeragouldine? *jeragouldine* Can I save my country and become a pilot and fly the plane high and high and also when I grow up i'll be an army aannndd saave Paaakissssssttann aandd detroyyy India. *jessie boungorf* Strong army WOOOW GRAAPPEE🍇🍇🍇! And by the way you can ask your parents about the fly the plane high and high thing do you understand? ( 9/2/24 ohhh... ) * jeragouldine* Yes madam I understand *jessie boungorf* Please just don't  call me madam please just no I-I-I just c-can't b-bare with it arghh it's just too sweet of you G-GAAAHHH! *dies* ( 9/2/24 i thought madam was rude..?? ). Well that was the end of Jessie Boungorf... Now the next teacher is drumroll please d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-daaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maggot Flubbergut! You really would have loved that maggot sooooooooooooooo much that you would have ate her. She brought maggots in the class, she brought maggots in the principle's office, and more!!! ( 9/2/24 wow that totally makes her lovable. ) One day, I found a picture of Maggot Flubbergut let me show you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The students were like:

Yeah, she was more scary than we thought... Thank god nobody got hurt by her!!!

Well... my bad. Maggot Flubbergut did something that was not supposed to happen, but it happened anyways. I really don't want anything to happen with Maggot Flubbergut because something happened to Jessie Boungorf. Jessie Boungorf does not like people calling her madam very much, that's why she died... I don't really like Maggot Flubbergut as much as I love Jessie Boungorf, because she is a maggot. DUH! Little Timmy was a great student. He would always call himself Lil Timmy Time. Maggot Flubbergut did not have any patience so she just did what she did and *boom* Lil Timmy Time is gone. You guys probably know what happend to Lil Timmy Time, he-he-HE DIED. And then for revenge, Jeragouldine killed that dumb, useless, inpatient maggot.

Jeragouldine managed to do it, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! The next teacher I could hire or find or see was drumroll please *getting a hammer and smashing it on the neighbors wall* D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DOOOOOOOOOUUUUU *neighbor* WHAT THE HECK MAN! I SAY WOAH RELAX DUDE AND THIS IS HOW YOU RAPAY ME?! ( 9/2/24 this is getting weird.. ) *me* Yeesh sorry! By the way, the teachers name is Yeesh Pencil Poo! Yeesh Pencil Poo really liked pencils and poos. That's why her name is Yeesh Pencil Poo. She was the most innocent person I saw in the Bash Your Head school. Every 0.127 ( WHAT'S THAT NUMBER????

Sticker, tagging, tagging, tagging, tagging

 I got what you need

원하는 걸 골라 붙여

I can show you need
Hip 하지 나란 sticker
Bang, bang 한껏 힘을 준 애들 좀 봐 봐
NCT we will show you the vibe, hi
우리들의 로고를 총 모양으로 woo, woo

Baby (yeah, yeah, yeah)
겁을 내지 말아 줘 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Think about 네 별이 (yeah, yeah, yeah) oh!
잠식되지 않아 정말
난 더 환하게 널 만들어 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
두 세계 융화라는 거 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
지구 말로는 그거 L.O.V.E ah (yeah, yeah, yeah)
네 맘이 시키는 대로 말해
뜻대로 움직여도 된다는 말이야

우리끼린 달달하게 팍 팍 sugar
눈치 따윈 보지 말고 네가 boss란 말이야
걱정하지 말고 그냥 팍 팍 믿어
너만 그래도 돼
원해 그럼 너의 것이야 (hoo)

내 옆에 너 꼭 붙어 있어봐
Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (ho!)
내 작품의 주인공은 너니까
Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (yeah)
골 아픈 세상은 신경 꺼 (꺼)
너와 나의 역사만 써 내려가 (hoo, hoo)
사랑한단 말 말곤 아껴 둬
내 말 맞다면 throw your hands up

섣불리 말고 세게 붙여
Know that I ain't falling off (falling off)
애착심이 솟구치네
Who put this all together
I'm the sticker for your love
그니까 보인다면 ho
들린다면 바로 대답해 like baby

Baby (yeah, yeah, yeah)
이끌리는 느낌 쎄 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Talk about 너의 중력 oh (yeah, yeah, yeah)
너무 세게 당겨 난리
아주 까리한 내 태도가 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
정신도 못 차리는 걸 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
거부할 수 없다고 baby girl, ah (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You treat me like a boy
꿈을 좇는 어른 아이처럼 말이야

Fallin' into my love, my sugar
들어봐 봐 이건 절대 입에 발린 말이 아니야
커져왔던 내 모든 감정들은 널 맞이하기 위한 것
네가 boss란 그 말이야 (hoo!)

내 옆에 너 꼭 붙어 있어봐
Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (ho!)
내 작품의 주인공은 너니까
Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (yeah)
골 아픈 세상은 신경 꺼 (꺼)
너와 나의 역사만 써 내려가
사랑한단 말 말곤 아껴 둬 (yeah)
내 말 맞다면 throw your hands up

모든 고민들은 bye, bye, bye
흘러가는 대로 bye, bye, bye
말해 뭐해 이미 우린 정해져 있는 걸
낮과 밤의 존재처럼 자연스러운 걸
You will gotta be only one I love
This mellow drama
너 없인 관객이 하나도 없는 그런 mono drama
우리 같이 둘만의 파티를 열어
오직 너만 V.I.P.
걱정 마 준비가 됐어
곧바로 천국을 봐봐
Let's go, let's go

Roll up to the party, roll up, roll up
Roll up to the party, roll up, roll up
Roll up to the party
Roll up, roll up to the party
Roll up to the party
Roll up, roll up to the, yeah, yeah, yeah (hoo!)

내 옆에 너 꼭 붙어 있어봐
Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (oh yeah)
내 작품의 주인공은 너니까
Like a sticker, sticker, sticker
골 아픈 세상은 신경 꺼 (꺼)
너와 나의 역사만 써 내려가 (hoo, hoo)
사랑한단 말 말곤 아껴 둬 (사랑한단 말 말곤 아껴 둬)
내 말 맞다면 throw your hands up (oh yeah, yeah)

Like a sticker, sticker, sticker  ) seconds, she needs to go to the toilet. We mostly sat in the toilet next to her because she was obviously going to the toilet every 0.127 ( 9/2/24 😈 ) seconds. She taught all about poo and pencil. ( she called it poo and pencil, not me) And she looked really bad though. ( yeesh gets embarresed ) 

She looks at you. She stares at you. She forces you to look at her teeth. And more. *vomits* She is honest but she is the most ugliest teacher I have ever seen in my whole entire life. I loved Jessie boungorf more than any other teacher. * toddler jones stabs that dumb teacher in the face* Well, ok then

The last teacher was the most beautiful teacher I have ever seen! IT WAS ASHLEY SARAH FLOSS!

YEAHHHHHHHHHH BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYY

THAT IS GOOOOD *neighbor* what is good? *me* uhmm uhhh, the little flower I saw in the other n-neighbors h-house *neighbor* ok pig ( 9/2/24 EXCUSE MEEEE??!?!?!?!??!!!?!?!? ) *me* Uh child? Anyway so, Ashley Sarah Floss really made the school beautiful and and and and good good good go-o-o-ooooood 

ERROR ERROR ERROR! 

That was a dark turn with the error in sight, if only this would stop stop! Yeah, say stop 2 times and then error or technical difficulties will not com-

tEcHnEcAl DifFiCuLtIeS

NOW LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT TEACHERS AND START TALKING ABOUT TOPICS. Ashley made up the new names of the school because the old names were dirty and stinky. So she decided to change the school name to LAL. That stands for 'Love and Learn'.

And she changed the cafeteria name to Eat All Day.

Ashley Sarah Floss really made the school shine. *slams lunch bag down on the mat of the school floor in the backyard* We always make better food so the little kids can go and eat all day to get more better food than us.

Usually, playtime is after lunch, like another school called Thwinny Thwoo Acadamy. But unfortunately, at this school, playtime isn't after lunch, it as after Science like Ashley said. When anybody is late, we always sing a song about them. Today, Jonathan was late so we sang a song about him getting late. Here it goes:

we are looking around

we are safe and sound

until we see someone missing

we laugh when see Jonathan today

because he was late anyway

Jonathan is late!

Jonathan is late!

Jonathan is late!

Jonathan is late!

Jonathan is late!

Jonathan is late!

Jonathan is late!

Jonathan is late!

Late!

Late!

Late!

Late! 

Jonathan is Late!

Late! 

That's how the song goes. 

We all said hooray after we sang the song. 

Jonathan was really embarrassed  because this was the first time he had ever gotten late in this school. Luckily, Ashley whispered: it's all fine Jonathan, I changed the rule to who ever gets late will get treated more kindly then ever! Then Jonathan smiled and hugged Ashley. ( 9/2/24 🤢sorry NO. ) Science came and said hello and we did a Science Experiment today.

I love that Ashley made the school like a dream world of candy, she is the best teacher I have ever seen! 

( Comment down below what is your favorite part of the song 😎) 

The science project that we had to do was "Make A Volcano With BaKiNg SoDa" 

( Comment down below who was your favorite teacher teacher teach 😎) 

Ashley made a video about the volcano but instead of saying volcano the student's were saying vocabulary instead. 

Some children knew what to do because they were born in 1999 but most of these folks were born in 2020 and 2023!

Then when science was over, everybody stared at Jonathan very angrily but Ashley stopped that. She made them focus on playtime instead. 

Then the president and principle had a little quiet moment with awkwardness all around them. 

Then they heard a kissing noise after the whole conversation which was really weird.

 Then both of them said together: STAND UP JONATHAN HEDRA CHULA ON KURO! WILL YOU OBEY US TWO INSTEAD OF GETTING LATE!?

*jonathan* y-yes s-s-ir president a-and principle.

Jolly good they said both together. 

Then they ripped their skin and showed their red eyes with anger. ( 9/2/24 WHAT )

NOW GO DO YOUR WORK!!! the president said.

CHOP CHOP DUMB GOAT!!! the principle said.

We all cheered let's go except for one person, Charolette!
Then we picked our boogers as Toddler Jones said so and then left the piece of crap with the diaper and the poop in not the toilet, but where Selena Gomez sang her song without noticing that the diaper was in her video!  

( the link to that video clip or video ) 

So, uhm, uh, eh, ooh, aah, n-nothing in in-inappropriate in th-that v-vide-video!

I really want to say hi to Sarah Doodle Doo and Sabrina Shubble Butt, said Shabroona Shlubble Butt. ( 9/2/24 what are these names 😭 )

But when she said that, the bell rung RING RING ROOUU!!!!!!!

Then, play time came along to say hi as well, and when that happened, Sabrina Shubble Butt and Sarah Doodle Doo ignored Shabroona Shlubble Butt, and that  made Shabroona Shlubble Butt sad. 

Then all the students were playin' and playin' .and playin' and playin' and playin' and playin'

They were playing hide and SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK   We were also playing freeze tag and more more!

Then Toddler Jones said something that sounded like this:

Yisab mor looaki furnonimus chumilaki savaaria

It sounds weird but that is what he said I guess. And hopefully it means you will be happy with a savaaria!

Credits

Maker: Eliza

Creator: Eliza 

CEO: Eliza

Writer: Eliza

Publisher: Eliza 

Maker of the credits: Eliza

Person who wrote Eliza 100 times: Eliza

Annoying Eliza maker: Eliza

Person who played Jeragouldine: Eliza

President: Eliza

Princaple: Eliza

Boss of the blog: Eliza

 Ashley: Eliza

Toddler jones: Eliza

Person who played  Jonathan: Eliza

Person who played Maggot: Eliza

Person who played Jessie: Eliza

Person who played Yeesh: Eliza

The random person who thought of the names of the school: Eliza

The random person who thought of the names of the cafeteria: Eliza

Buchi maker ( not even in the blog ): Eliza

~ Ashley creator: Eliza

~Ashley maker: Eliza

    The school is a dream land where every one can have their own chat in lunch time and learn 

~Ashley