The story of Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble
Oh hey! How are you? I want to talk about Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble today! \( O W O)/ So who are they you may ask? Let me show you *walks along with Big Bird* *loses pic* OH NO! I lost the picture..
Credits
Maker: Eli-
No no no.. Stop Livaroo ( 28/1/24 aka the "credits maker" or something.. even though I used to make the credits. ).. Don't do it.. NOOOO. Okay this blog is getting a bit weird even though it is just the start, I am a weirdo, ANYWAY! At 12:00 am, 2006, there was a chicken named Nobble Nobble, aka Buk Buk and Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble's mother was apparently in the the hospital with a fat stomach. She was in Thwinny Thwoo Hospital and she was alone with 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999+ ( 28/1/24 damn. ) surgeons and then they saw a blue and pink - ish ball in her pom pom One of the surgeons pulled those balls and they saw, a squashed turkey, and a normal flamingo. Tiny ones, of course.. Then Buk Buk named the turkey Gobble Gobble and the flamingo Wobble Wobble. Then one year later, a tragic accident happened, Gobble's brain was mushed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( 28/1/24 okay.. you may think that Gobble's brain was mushed since birth, BUT according to younger me his brain wasn't mushed ( I hate using this word btw ) but his head got.. mushed. confusing, right? )
But then..
Now we get to when they talk
The first words of Gobble was Eggy and for Wobble Lilipon! ( 28/1/24 wow what an amazing word.. lilipon.. such a real word.. ) So nice right, hearing those babies say their first words of their whole lives, *mumbles* so annoying.. Anyway shoutout to Maggie Bagoola and Livaroo Livie Potato and Rooma Slakuro ( 28/1/24 who don't even exist. )!!! Yayyyyy! Okay so, they were friends when they were 2 years old, so cool, and they knew how to walk at 4! Noice, cool, fantastic, and lipstick made from Joe Biden. Gobble always thinks he is a peacock, cause he is fully dumb from his mushed brain.. Wobble is a sensible man with an ordinary face, he is really intelligent, loves Math and social studies!!!! Gobble is fully dumb, looks fat and dumb as well at the same time, yes, and his favourite subject is singing even though he is the worst at it, least favourite subject is Math and social studies!!! They published a song named Best Friends Forever on Gobble Gobble Wobble Wobble News ( 999,999,999$ on App Store and Google play.. 28/1/24 who would even buy that??? ) and Let's dance! on Gobble Gobble Wobble Wobble News as well. Gobble and Wobble are born in March! And you must be wondering why that app was made? I don't know why ask them please. Their location is in Nepal 7th street. Their number is +12 345 - 678 - 9101 ! Contact them and they will answer! Kids please don't try it. Okay now, Gobble thinks he can fly up to Neptune and the Moon easily but when he tries it he falls and then comes the Credits which everybody does like very much, then the first time in forever Wobble and Gobble made a movie called Where Has Gobble Gone? When I watched it, it was trash but if you like silly stuff then you can see what they said in the blog, I will show you in three two one!
*intro* Gobble Gobble Gobble ooh! Gobble Gobble Gobble ooh! Gobble Gobble Gobble ooh! yeahhhh!
*alarm* *wobble* Ah! Morning time Gobble! Gobble? OH NO! WHERE HAS GOBBLE GONE! *looks everywhere* I cant find him! Let me eat my breakfast and then see where he went! *eats breakfast* Oooh yummy that was nice, right myself? Okay now where has Gobble gone? Hmmmmmmmmmm, aha! Maybe he is eating in Gobble land! *flys to gobble land* Woheeeeeeeeeeeeee! *rings Gobble bell*
Yes
Wobble here!
Okay!
* opens door * Hello grandma Big Bird! * Big Bird* Hello my little one! Gobble is eating right now, do you wanna see him
Oh yes!
*enters kitchen* *wobble* HELLO GOBBLE! *trips over a pebble* GAH!
( 28/1/24 i'm sure that dumb turkey brought that pebble into the house and accidentally dropped it ( but didn't realize because he's so dumb ). OR it was a whole plan to "kill" Wobble, which is highly unlikely because of how dumb Gobble is. )
Credits
Big Bird
Wobble
Gobble
The breakfast Wobble ate
The breakfast Gobble ate
Pebble
So thats the movie, so trash right! I know.. It it so dumb that there are 7.7 billion dislikes and 2 likes! Unpleasant for the community of Gobble.
K anyway, don't watch where is Gobble gone! Otherwise you will dislike everything of Gobble and Wobble, wait.. I just told you the movie, crap.. Okay anyway, when gobble said 28/1/24 CHUU FOR PRESIDENT RAHHHHH a bunch of times he got a injury because of a slap.. It was not that bad okay? It ust caused a mental issue which could "make the credits come" I mean like it's not that bad y'know! Uncle Susie and Auntie John or whatever her name was, my two friends, have been "obtaining information" from Gobble and Wobble as well as their app, and that is what makes the app bonkers sometimes.. You don't know but there is a NEW CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBLE BOBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YeAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaH! ( 28/1/14 chill bro. ) Bobble is Gobble's and Wobble's sister and yeah.. She is the most smartest out of the Obble Family and gets A+ in a matter of seconds. So does Wobble but mostly he gets an A- or a B+ not making fun. Now!
Now for their grades
Bobble gets an A + like I said before, Wobble gets an A- or a B+ like I said earlier and Gobble, well, poor him but he gets a F-.
Now for their worlds
Yes, they have their own worlds too, but there will be some funny stuff ahead maybe, just maybe...
28/1/24 SPOILER!! no funny stuff ahead. it's just younger me yapping about gobble baby cubes and whatever
The worlds are named Gobble Land for Gobble, Wobble Land for Wobble, and of course Bobble Land for Bobble. First lets talk about Gobble land. Gobble land has 8 countries and 40 cities, we wont talk about all of them okay? Calm down everyone please! And now was I saying? Ah I know, there are 8 countries and 40 cities and lots and lots of streets. One country that I actually visited to meet Gobble was Gwee Gobble nuts, and the city I went to was Gobby Globby, and the street was Gobble Street
( 28/1/24 i had to edit the street name because i gave out my LOCATION. )
And he ( gobble ) told me all the countries:
Gwee Gobble Nuts
Gob Wob Bob ( formerly Gobble Mechou )
Gobble Baby Cubes
Gobbles Chandelier Country
Globby Spoons
Gla Dance!
Globby meets Peppa Country
Gobble
Cities:
Glabby Nuts
Crummy Gobble did a Poo!
Gloostrings Baba Googoo
Gobble Wikipedia City
Grampy Gobble
Gobble city
gwobble crumbs
Gla Sing!
Gobble the Tower of Gobble
Gobble Poos
Globby Gob
Graddy Glob
Globble gobble
Gobby Globby
gobble news
Ok there are more cities but I might get too tired of writing by now lol.
Now Wobble land.
There are 19 countries and 60 cities and maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyy streets.
I met Wobble there too!
He told me about all the countries:
Wobby
Wobbly Wobble Mush
Crushed wobble
Wobble The Flammy Flamingo county
Wobble republic
Wobble me choo
Wobbie
Wobble goofy goober
wob
Wobbly me Chookie biscuit
eleventh Wobble
Wolololololololololol
Wobobobobobbobob
Wobble Magoolo
Wobbles Wobbles
Word of Wobble country
wooooble contwy
Wob Gob Bob
Wrong Wobble ( 28/1/24 known to be the country of the killings.. and no younger me did NOT think of this description i just wanted to add it. )
Wabby
Cities:
Grampy wobble
Wobble city
Wobble helps Gobble city
Wob wob door knob
wraddy
Waggie Noodles
There are so many cities you cant imagine! I mean like now we can move on ( 28/1/24 thank GOD ) but wow!
Now Bobble land
I actually did not meet bobble anywhere in her land tho.
I only know 4 countries and 6 cities even though there are many more:
Bobby
Bob Wob Gob
Bobble Republic
Blobby
Cities:
Bobble me chook
Blabby
Bobel Wobel Gobel Fancy
Blubble
Bubble Bobble
Blush Bobbly
Yes now!
Now for there, uhm, WHATEVER!
Well kids and my little minions we can say anything and everything about those birds and lets keep going. Wobble has a slightly short beak for a flamingo, and Gobble is normal but his brain is mushy. Yeah and the app Gobble Gobble Wobble Wobble news has many issues, like,
The game freezes
It says "Unfortunately, Gobble Wobble News has stopped" when you try to open the app
The game is just black and you cant exit the game for half an hour
Gobbles and Wobbles face are just there without moving away
It says please wait...
It says "Gobble/Wobble left" in the inbox
The screen is blank and ring a round a roses randomly plays in a slow, creepy way
it says Gobble Wobble News is not good, RESTART YOUR PHONE
Yeah the second last and third last one are creepy
Yeah and this is one of my longest posts ever ( 28/1/24 sorry if you're bored. i am too. ) so maybe we can just relax and pick up the Gobbles and Wobbles and keep a knife and scissor and then we can pick up the scissor and, OK not now we can't oof them yet we have to talk about them more. But, what is there to talk about? Have we said too much? Wait, no we have not because, one day when Great Grandma Big Bird was a child ( she is literally alive right this moment ), she said, you can say everything and you can never stop, but if you want to stop, then stop. So what I learnt from it is that I have to write! So let's write! Wait a second I need to go to the toilet so bye for now. *gobble comes and sees my computer and reads the whole blog and is speaking now* Oh, thiz blog iz abot mi? ( gobble does not know how to spell bc of his brain ) Okae then, letz do thise! Mai naime iz Goble and, O NOU ILIZA IS CUMING! ( 28/1/24 i put my real name here. REAL NAME. well, the misspelled version. ) *me* Hey, who wrote this? Ohhhhh Gobble did of course, ugh does he have to come and ruin the blog? But! It's okay because it is about him. K anyway, there is a big family of Slakuro's ( not Tina and Pipo slakuro though) so there is
Chicky Slakuro
Ricky Slakuro
Micky Slakuro
Picky Slakuro
Chimmy Slakuro
Father Gobble Slakuro
Father Wobble Slakuro
( 28/1/24 who are the mothers 😳)
( and why are they both fathers??? aren't they like, children??? )
Grandma Buk Buk Slakuro
Great Grandma Big Bird Slakuro
Great Great Grandma Zobble Slakuro
Great Great Great Grandma Press The Button Slakuro
Yes and all of them are alive right now and whenever you open this blog they will still be there. Great Great Great Grandma Press The Button Slakuro has an injury on her neck, her neck has torn apart but just a little bit. Gobble is actually lost so imma get another Gobble real quick. ( 100 hours later ) *snores* * wobble comes* Oh hey, this blog is called, The story of Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble! Wow! Everything I said is right, so might as well keep on with this interesting theory of us Gobble and Wobble. I am like little Einstine himself! ( 28/1/24 bro said he's like little Einstein but couldn't even spell his name right 🤣🤣🤣 ) Like m equals to 1 and that is called a linear graph! Am I right? Give me the answer in the comments please. And! OH NOHWEU823YET723EY36T7E HEY DONT TOUCH MY COMPUTER! ( 28/1/24 i love how everyone is communicating through the blog LMAO )*chagagagagagag* WHAT IS THAT SOUND ELIZA! *me* Nothing chaggy! Okay Wobble now you have to have it. *slaps wobble* Lol hahahaha wobble dont cry little turtle * gets bitten by wobble* OUUCHH, Oh wow this music I am hearing is sick! Oh this part is not good lol it is just ok hahahahahaha. I love it, Whoops I forgot to turn the music off lololol. I am weird. Anyways 28/1/24 stan skz- ahem.. Gobble is sleeping and Wobble is crying rn so I will just take a break from writing okay bloggers? ( 18 mins later) Okay I am back and I found out that nobody in the Slakuro family has friends except Great Great Great Grandma Press The Button Slakuro and Great Grandma Big Bird Slakuro. The names of the friends are:
Daddy Pig
Mummy Pig
Joj
Peppa
Barbie Chloe
Barbie Leafy
Barbie Lavender
Barbie Candy Corn
Ken Christopher
Barbie Bella
Barbie Malaysia
Barbie Minivut
Barbie Ariel
And that is all of the friends laides and gentlemen, and, babies, of course. So anyway, now what shall we people do?
*gobble* Wi shud gou plai a gaime! *me* What game should we play? *wobble* Tick Tack Toe! *me* Okay! Let's start! *gobble* Middle! *me* Top Right. *gobble* Bottom left *me* Top left. *gobble* Bottom middle * me* Top middle! I win! Now three player tick tack toe! Without speaking in the blog unless you win. I win! *wobble* I win. I win. *gobble* I lose. I lose. I lose. *me* Gobble! What did I tell you just now! Stand up and go away from here right this instant! You can't just speak like that without asking me first! I mean not in the blog but in- *doorbell* *wobble* Who could that be *me* I don't know. Check it! *wobble opens the door* *wobble* It is quite heavy. And I can feel air from a distance. What could it be? *gobble* Open it! *wobble* Okay! *opens* A blue blob! *me* It is not a blue blob genius! It is bob- *gobble* A furry blue blob! *me* NO YOU DUMBOS ( 28/1/24 fighting the urge to type the real word rn. )! IT IS LITERALLY BOBBL- *wobble pulls the blue blob* *blue blob* Ouuuucchhh *wobble* BOBBLE! OH MY GOSH WRITE IN THIS BLOG PLS PLS PLS! *bobble* OKAY JEEZ. Can you leave the room for a second please everyone? I just came here.. Okay now, my great great grandma has an injury, and, uhm *gets teary eyed* and, she is in the hospital, *sniffs* oh god. And she is having stiches *runs away while crying* ( 28/1/24 girl.. ) *me* Oh my! Bobble are you okay? What's wrong? *bobble* my- my great great grand mother.. *me* She is okay bobble, don't worry. *gets a tissue* *wipes on bobbles face* *goes to eat lunch* *walks* I am going to eat my lunch now! I will be back after I finish my homework after lunch okay! Byeeeee, for now.. My last words before I go, Bobble is such a worryguts. *bobble* Hey.. *gets teary eyed again* *me* STOP CRYING AND GO TO YOUR ROOM! Okay I have 15 mins left so might as well do something fun with my father! Make him write in this blog. Nevermind I have to go! Bye!
(the next day)
Okay guys I am back and everything is fine I just celebrated someone's birthday yesterday and it was very fun. Now! Bobble just stopped crying so now I will check what she is up to, *checks* Hi bobble. What's up? *bobble* *sigh* Nothing, fake friend. *me* Excuse me? Did you just say that? *bobble* Y-yes. *gets sad and embarrassed* *me* Get out, GET OUT!
( 28/1/24 if current me wrote this, i would've made myself say "fake friend? are you talking about ( fake friend's name ), ( fake friend's name ), ( fake friend's name )?" there are way more than just three but i don't want to bore you. #depressed. )
*bobble runs away and I pinch her after she became tired* Hey what was that for.. *me* Oh, shut up, write in the blog please! *bobble* H-hi, I am the worst.. i'm so ugly and- ( 28/1/24 real ) *me* Nice stuff please! And, talk about some of your friends we did not mention in the blog, okay frowny face? *bobble* Okay, okay, okay. So some of my friends are called, Tina Slakuro, and, Pipo slakuro. They are very nice. I heard of them when I saw the blog, Random stuff... ( it could be a hey you part 2 as well )! The blog was a bit funny and disgusting and bad but Pipo said such a good thing that I almost cried! It might not be the best but, it's really nice. The way Pipo said his first sentence," I went to the bathroom, went in the kitchen seeing my lovely sister walking by in her beautiful dress, took out the spaghetti bolognaise in the fridge, warmed it up, ate it with my lovely sister walking by in her beautiful dress, and started this whole, beautiful day with you all, Tina, Peppa Pig, Livaroo, etc etc..." was really good and Livarookapookanbertwoo@gmail.com was Livaroo's gmail (if you remember her from Eliza Wolf's last blog) and for some reason Siri randomly said "You have successfully hacked into Livarookapooka-" and then Eliza said- *me* Are you saying my whole blog? You can just say "check out Eliza Wolf's last blog" instead of saying all this rubbish. Anyway it is Bobble's early lunch time so It's time that Gobble and Wobble finally write in this blog and I will be back in 30 minuetsosmostos (if you know what I said) *gobble* Hai evey won! Ai laike tou bi frends withe evey won! *wobble* He meant to say. Hi everyone! I like to be friends with everyone, yeah now I will take over this blog while gobble plays with his poo toy that he made out of dried poop. Now so I am a math teacher and I don't like teaching Gobble, I want to teach Bobble but she is so smart that everything I think is new to her she says the correct answer and that surprises me so often. Gobble is so dumb that even though he learns something, he literally forgets it the next day which makes me so mad. I love my sister even though she might be a big worryguts sometimes, but I always cheer her up and I don't know why that Eliza did not show Bobble to me when she was crying, it was so weird. And when I tried to talk on the blog, Eliza just slapped me for no reason! That is so weird right? *gobble snacthes the computer* Okai nou ai ame bak frome plaing wth mai niuw toi! Ite waz caled tha pou toi! *wobble takes the computer and is speaking now* He said, "okay now I am back from playing with my new toy! it was called the poo toy!" And you might have realized that I talked about the poo toy first *goble tackes tha coumpiuter ande iz speeking nou* Hee sed "ande yu mite hav relized thate ai talcked aboute tha pou toi firste" *wobble* You spelled it wrong! *gobble* Nou ai dide noat! *wobble gets mad* YOU DID! *bobble* Now now brothers, I can settle this. Wobble, Gobble has a mushed brain so what do you expect from him? Gobble, Wobble is older then you, same with me, so listen to Wobble and me. Yes Gobble I know he is getting mad but you need to be calm, he is just trying to teach you. Like me. So before you make me sad, be normal, both of you. Okay? *wobble gobble* Okay! *bobble gets embarrassed in front of Eliza* *me* I am back! *reads the whole blog* Oh? Gobble and Wobble had a fight? That is unexpected. Actually, it is expected. Everyday Gobble is complaining to me that Wobble has a fight with him. Okay so, Gobble is crying and Wobble is wanting to write in this blog so I will give my computer to him now. *wobble* It's me! I like to say that my favorite sibling is Bobble! She tells gobble what to do and then he learns it. Honestly, don't think I am joking, Gobble actually learned proper english because of her. I am going to give gobble the laptop to see if he actually did though. *gobble* Hey! I think I learned proper english because of my sister right Wobble? *wobble* OMG YES WOW THIS IS SO AMAZING *bobble* Haha it's because of me! *wobble* Thank you so much! *gobble* Well! Now that I can speak properly let's play a game with Eliza! *me* Hey guys! Wait a second, Gobble can speak proper English?! *gobble* Yes, why, I just wanted to play a game, *me* Okay yes we can. But in 15 mins okay? *everyone* Okay! *me* Wait a second. I FORGOT TO PUT A PICTURE OF GOBBLE AND WOBBLE AND BOBBLE!
This is gobble everyone
( 28/1/24 he doesn't look like a father. )
And this one is wobble
( 28/1/24 neither does he. )
And behold! Bobble!
( 28/1/24 wait.. is she the mother?? )
*gobble* Has 15 mins gone now? *me* Check the time! *gobble checks the time* Nope, just 2 mins *me* So then? *wobble* We could talk? *me* Just for 13 mins okay? *wobble* Okay. *bobble* So how was your day Eliza *me* Oh my day was okay, not too bad - not too good. *bobble* 11 mins left. *gobble* Yes indeed it is *wobble* We could do something fun. *me* 15 mins are over! ( 28/1/24 i wish time flew that fast irl. ) *gobble* One minute please. *bobble* One minute is over! *me* Yes! So, a game of Tick Tack Toe everyone?
28/1/24 worst blog ever
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