Jokes 🤡

Ah be a clown please don't frown and call me Aunt Jesse.


























Yes I will tell you the jokes from 1970's. Nah I'm just kidding I will tell you the jokes from 2020's I guess. What is faster hot or cold. (Children) What (the universe) What ( Donald trump)  What wait a minute YOU ARE A MUSLIM GET OUT OF USA YOU ARE BANI- oh ma lord baby she have some lovely smell. (Me) SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Oh sorry guys let's get on with the blog now.  Hot because you can catch a cold. Not laughing yet well ok. Santa:- Aye! what R U doing Banta:- Recording this babys voice Santa:- Why? Banta:- When he grows up. I shall ask him what he meant by this.. Feeling the burn nope. How about NOW
BAM HERE LET'S GO. Come on you must be laughing fine OK next.
 1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin 2. Both of you stand together separately. 3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside. 4. Will you hang the calender or else I will hang myself. 5. I have two daughters both  are girls. 6. Give me a blue pen any colour. 7. the principal is revolving in the corridor. 8. all of you stand in a straight circle. 9. Open the window - Let the AIRFORCE come in. Are 😧 you 😧 laughing 😧 yet 😧. NO I SPENT ONE HOUR ONE THESE I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭.Last one or second last one starts now. Sorry I missed your call, I took too long to answer cause I was dancing to the ringtone. 















I am the joker in the family but I can't be in a batman 

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