the worst moment OF MY LIFE

This is gonna be disgusting
PICKING ALERT!!!
Only two things are gonna be picked.
No 1. FURREE KATT
No 2. MY ARMPITS
They are gonna be in this blog or in the story WHATEVER  LET'S GO.







Ah dig your boogers. poop in your pots. and lick your elephants ears.

If you don't have an elephant WELL TOO BAD. 
This is the worst moment OF MY LIFE
it was so nice and peaceful in the bathroom I go and then. THERE WERE TWO FRICKIN BITES ON MY SHOULDER. I was like man it was my papas fault. But NOOOO IT WAS MY FAULT. I mean like my mama is not wrong. There is a reason for it. Ok you know I know we all know I sat on the stairs

You guys right now

  

Eliza oh god I thought you were smart. WAIT did you were long pants? The answer is drum roll please dumdumdumdumdumbarimbah no i did not. Yes I know that's bad but I forgot that the ants are there. Yes ants. My mom was shook to see that. and she called my sis she said it to my bro and my father. Ok then I went to the tub and took a body bath. scrubbed my armpits scrubby scrub scrub. And dettol water splashy splash splash. And doney done done. Now my mom checks EVERY SINGLE DAY. Just in case of ant bites I spray repellent on my feet like..... PSH PSH PSHHHHHHH. Ok not like that but like this. Psh psh psh. I was ok until today. you guessed it I got another bite I did not spray my legs not my armpits nothing. 












Bye (;





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