The Story Of Gobble Gobble And Wobble Wobble part 4
*smash* *bong* *boing* *gobble* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!! *wobble* OOF *bobble* Hey, you two make comfy seats! Aaaaahh *bobble sleeps* *gobble* Darn it. Why do you always come last bobble. *wobble* Yeah, that's so unfair on usoolilas! *bobble wakes up, then speaks* Hmmm, I smell cheese. That could only mean one thing. One eyed ogre nerds. *sniff snnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffff* *gobble* Awh, man. I don't even know who they are- *wobble* Or what they are... *gobble* But they sound nerdy! My my! And they surely do smell like cheese! *SMASH* *bobble* What is that sound? Oh! Woww! Long blob of cheese? Yum! *furree katt* No, it is just me.. *splat* *everyone except furree katt* ELIZA! *me* Yes, it is me. HOW in the world did this portal even show up? Furree, any theories? *furree katt* My theory is that someone farted so largely that they created a tear in the universe, causing a portal to form!! *me* That theory was "fartylicious"! Now gobble, what do you think? *gobble* I think that when Big Bird said Hi to the farmer, the farmer looked at him/her so much that he did not realize that he was digging a hole to China or something. But the hole did not lead to China, instead it was a ball! When the farmer cracked it, a portal appeared! *me* I would have thought that was a good theory but if the portal was near the farmer then the farmer AND big bird would have been here.. Anyway, hey Furree! You write now- *passes out* *furree katt* Now that Ellie, or Eliza has passed out, it's just us four. What should we do with the one-eyed ogre nerds?? *gobble* I think we should get a stick from that tree over there and use it as a weapon! *wobble* That's a good idea, but only one of us has to use it - or we have to share it... *furree katt* But WHYYYY? *me* I am awake! Now, Furree, now I smell tuna now that I am close to you.. Tuna Ogre Nerd! Is that you? How did you become that, or, that person??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? *furree katt* Tuna? The only tuna around here is the one that I am going to devour for my lunch!!! *me* ... I. Was. Hinting. That. Your. Breath. Stinks. Of. Tuna- *passes out.. again* *furree* Pause. She thinks my breath stinks?! *I wake up.. finally* Ooooohhh Gobble! Did you bring Monkey and Croccie? *gobble* Oh, yes! I do bring 'em! Cronkey and the Monkodile! Weh awr yooo? *crocodile* I AM HERE, I am here. And dont call me Cronkey! *monkey* Hola, mis amigos. Cómo estás? *everyone except monkey* ... *monkey* ¿Qué? ¿Te molesta que hable español? *me* ¡No, porque me gusta! ¡Tambien hablo español! *monkey* ¡Ahora te estás acostumbrando! *me* Me encanta hablar español. *monkey* ¡Yo también! *me* Bien, ahora por favor escúchame. ¿Podemos dejar de hablar español y empezar a hablar inglés? *monkey* Yeah, yeah, we can do that. *everyone except me and monkey stares* *me and monkey in unison* What? *bobble* Tenho muitos testes em português e são muito fáceis já que falo esse idioma! *me* Oh, heck. *wobble* Og ég tala íslensku! *big bird* Amo parlare italiano, è come una delle migliori lingue del mondo! *me* Latine loquor, accipe! *gobble* Uhh, Makoola chichi schplop! Schplop! *crocodile* You ruined it, Gobble. *everyone except gobble* Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame! *gobble cries and runs away to the one eyed ogre nerds* *gobble gets eaten and gets pooped out in an instant.* *me* ....Oye, mono. ¿Crees que eso fue repugnante o peligroso? *monkey* Ambas opciones describen lo que sucedió. *me* Si tu derecho. Anyway, oh no! Dumb Gobble just led the One Eyed Ogre Nerds towards us! *crocodile and wobble* Shame. Shame. Shame. Sha- *big bird* Oh, sweetie pie, dont shout "shame" like that dear. It's rude. You say, 'Oh, it is a mistake. I am sure everything will be ok.' Okay, dear? *wobble* Ok, grandma. *crocodile sniggers* *big bird* Oh, love. Stop sniggering love. You should keep quiet and let all this blow over love. Now let me give you a lecture love, okay love? *crocodile stares, but says nothing* *big bird walks towards the wall, dragging crocodile with it * CROCODILE! STOP SNIGGERING WHEN I say SOMETHING TO MY GRANDSON! YOU SAY SORRY RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR- *big bird flings crocodile straight into the one eyed ogre nerd's mouth* *big bird* There. Done and sorted *brushes her hands on her legs* Ahhhh, I will sleep here for the night. *snores* *wobble* But grandma! It is 8:00am! *me whispering to monkey* Creo que es una loca, arrojando cocodrilos así. Tengo una buena mente para hablar con ella y hacerla sentir mal. ¡Y ella también es tonta! ¡La forma en que pensaba que era de noche en lugar de día! ¡Tan estupido! *monkey* Si, si. *me whispering to furree* Hey, why you so silent? *furree whispering to me* Because I am tired of witnessing this nonsense! I think I need a break.... *me* You take one next to big bird then!* *everybody looking confused* *furree* If you think I'm going anywhere near that dastardly duck, you are mistaken! I want a ride home, away from this idiocy! *big bird wakes up in horror* Oh, you will be SO SORRY FOR SAYING THAT! *big bird grins in horror, and in such a horrifying way.* *me* Oh heck! Please save us from this horrifying creature! Oh, you look disgusting! What the hell, I'm gonna puke!
Absolutely loved this!
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