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The Story Of Gobble Gobble And Wobble Wobble part 4

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 *smash* *bong* *boing* *gobble* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!! *wobble* OOF *bobble* Hey, you two make comfy seats! Aaaaahh *bobble sleeps* *gobble* Darn it.  Why do you always come last bobble. *wobble* Yeah, that's so unfair on usoolilas! *bobble wakes up, then speaks* Hmmm, I smell cheese. That could only mean one thing. One eyed ogre nerds. *sniff snnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffff*  *gobble* Awh, man. I don't even know who they are- *wobble* Or what they are... *gobble* But they sound nerdy! My my! And they surely do smell like cheese! *SMASH* *bobble* What is that sound? Oh! Woww! Long blob of cheese? Yum! *furree katt* No, it is just me.. *splat* *everyone except furree katt* ELIZA! *me* Yes,  it is me. HOW  in the world did this portal even show up? Furree, any theories? *furree katt* My theory is that someone farted so largely that they created a tear in the universe, causing a portal to form!! *me* Tha...