Hey you ( pokèmon )

Gather around ladies and gentlemen and let me tell you something. You must be wondering do you have a game called Pokèmon GO yes I do. Do you want to be my friend on Pokèmon GO...  Hmmm let me see YES! you can but first download the app first. If you have excellent! 😍. Now be my friend by typing in this code over here. I promise I will send gifts to you. 0892 8712 2262. There we go now you could be my friend 😁😊. I might give a shout out lets see. Now lets talk about the title. There is going to be parts like hey you part 2 hey you part 3 many parts I must say. Some goofy people out there you want to hear songs and see the most beautiful artists sing like Justin Bieber,Charlie Puth,Eliza Wolf ( me ) annnddd Taylor Swift. Type in Eliza Wolf in your Youtube,Soundcloud,or if you are an artist then type in Eliza Wolf in Spotify For Artists. Now lets talk about Ppppppppoooooookkkkkkeeeeeemmmmmoonnnnnnnnnn GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That is probably the most popular game in the world ( maybe pubg as well I don't know ) You know somehing like that. Yes there might be another friend code as well sooooo....... KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR IT GUYS. Well if you want you can email me I am kidding so don't do that......BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA😂😂😂😂. If you don't know the spelling it is P-O-K-E-M-O-N G-O there we go here is your spelling.
Pikachu got so scared that she popped her eyes out........
Poor pikachu... She was so little I MEAN she was so cute. The reason why the pokeball did not have color because because.... Umm teacher, can you tell me the reason why the pokeball did not have color? ( teacher ) Oh boy I have to say it for the 999,999,999th time, the reason why the pokeball did not have color because the dumb people who made pokeballs are trash. ( Me ) So does that mean that I am also tras- ( Teacher ) Yes you are trash. ( Me ) Thanks...I guess. Ok so as I was saying the reason why- ( Random neighbour ) STOP SAYING THAT. ( Me ) OKAYYYYYYYYYYY. Gosh ok the reason why that thing happened is because "the dumb people who made pokeballs are trash". That's what the teacher said I guess. Hopefully it does make sense because if it does not make sense we have to call the teacher rubbish so I don't know just think it made sense so we don't have to call the teacher rubbish. So we might be getting a teeny tiny bit closer to the end so read slowly and don't drop your glasses because if you do you and people will know you are blind of course. So we all know about pokemon right? But let me tell you more about pokemon!!!!!!!
Guys you will get cookies after don't be bored come on. Hey can you hear me COOKIES DUMBOS
Oh wow, just for cookies. Ok then. Pokemon has a lot of things, like battles, pokemon, index etc. You can send gifts to people as well. Add my friend code and you will get a free gift. I don't know the other persons friend code so I will update you. (  that moment when I don't give cookies to anyone and even when I am gone they are still in the audience waiting for free cookies )

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