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Don't read this if you're not used to scary topics. She found herself lost. She had ran away from home without her phone, so she doesn't have directions. How stupid of her. She went so far, there was no way back now. She tried to go right, left, forward and backwards, but she couldn't spot her home. Then, a boy who looked around 19 walked up to her. "Are you lost?" he asked, grabbing her hand. "Yes, I am.." she replied, looking down. She was mad at herself for running away without her phone, and sad because she might not be able to find her home again. She forgot the address, so there was no way of telling the boy where she lived. He yawned, a bit tired. It was  3:46am after all. "What are you doing out here? It's.. very late. And it's a Wednesday tomorrow. Don't you go to school?" he asked, scratching his neck. "I.. ran away from home. I couldn't take it anymore, everything was going wrong.. so I left. And I can't ...

The Story Of Gobble Gobble And Wobble Wobble part 5

 *squelch* *bubble* *burp* *bobble* OWW!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT GOBBLE??? *gobble* I thought it will lead to a candyland :( *me* so annoying... but atleast it's not that disgusting over here. It's sort of peaceful.. *crocodile* I wish I could go home.. *monkey* me too.. *monkey and crocodile cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *me* let's leave them there for now.. hey, furree, where are you going? *furree* I want to see where this trail goes.. *bobble* but I heard that the forestywoo trail is very dangerous. *big bird* sweetie poo, where'd you get that information from? *bobble* from wiki.. *gobble* the place that buk buk searched "what happens if your turkey's brain go mush?" *bobble* yes.  not me tryna remind you about part 1, the drawing "Did your turkey's brain go mush?" anyways, let's continue.. *big bird* my sweet hurt, it's not true! hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhaha- *hears furree scream* *me* OH...

The Story Of Gobble Gobble And Wobble Wobble part 4

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 *smash* *bong* *boing* *gobble* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!! *wobble* OOF *bobble* Hey, you two make comfy seats! Aaaaahh *bobble sleeps* *gobble* Darn it.  Why do you always come last bobble. *wobble* Yeah, that's so unfair on usoolilas! *bobble wakes up, then speaks* Hmmm, I smell cheese. That could only mean one thing. One eyed ogre nerds. *sniff snnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffff*  *gobble* Awh, man. I don't even know who they are- *wobble* Or what they are... *gobble* But they sound nerdy! My my! And they surely do smell like cheese! *SMASH* *bobble* What is that sound? Oh! Woww! Long blob of cheese? Yum! *furree katt* No, it is just me.. *splat* *everyone except furree katt* ELIZA! *me* Yes,  it is me. HOW  in the world did this portal even show up? Furree, any theories? *furree katt* My theory is that someone farted so largely that they created a tear in the universe, causing a portal to form!! *me* Tha...

Big Boat

We all sink. The end.

The Story Of Gobble Gobble And Wobble Wobble part 3 👹

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*gobble* Peepa Pag! Boiy Boiy! ( 30/1/24 did he seriously forget how to speak again. ) *police* OH SHUT UP-    Ah, poop in the chocolate fountain, eat from the chocolate fountain, and realize you ate your own poop- *BEEP* *wobble* Why does he have to shut up police? *police* Uhm, I, uh, BYE BYE! * slams the door and wobbles leg is stuck. *wobble and the door* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAA! ( 30/1/24 THE DOOR TOO???? ) *wobble's leg snaps off his body* ( 30/1/24 WHAT?!?!?!?!?! ) *bobble* W-wobble? WOBBLE! *bobble cries* *wobble* Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no. *wobble faints*             *14 years later* *wobble opens eyes* Huh? *gobble* YAYYYYYYY!  *wobble dies* *gobble* Oh? *time travels to 14 years ago* *wobble* Why does he have to shut up police? *police* Uhm, I, uh, BYE BYE! *gobble puts both of his feet in the car door* * slams the door and both of gobbles leg...

The story of Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble part 2

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Ah, pick up the scissor, get your driver's licence, and meet Gobble while sniping the bits of him. Hi guys welcome back to another vide- DANG IT!  Take two Hi guys welcome back to another blog of the story of Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble!  This time I will go to my friends house for one day ( 30/1/24 liar 😳 ) so Gobble and Wobble and maybe Bobble will write in this blog. Okay I have to go, bye bloggers! *gobble* Oh hey there guys. Welcome back to another blog of us. This time Eliza will go to her friend- *wobble* He is just stupid. Anyways, hi guys this is another blog of us, Bobble is studying for her final exams of grade 5 ( 30/1/24 bro. if bobble is studying for her GRADE 5 exams then how are gobble and wobble fathers???? ) so Gobble and I will talk for now *gobble* Yes! And, as you know from the last blog I learnt proper English because of my sister Bobble but, maybe I could repeat stuff other people might have said for example, Wobble talk right now, say your catchphr...

The story of Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble

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 Oh hey! How are you? I want to talk about Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble today! \( O W O)/ So who are they you may ask? Let me show you *walks along with Big Bird* *loses pic* OH NO! I lost the picture.. Credits Maker: Eli- No no no.. Stop Livaroo ( 28/1/24 aka the "credits maker" or something.. even though I used to make the credits. ).. Don't do it.. NOOOO. Okay this blog is getting a bit weird even though it is just the start, I am a weirdo, ANYWAY! At 12:00 am, 2006, there was a chicken named Nobble Nobble, aka Buk Buk and Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble's mother was apparently in the the hospital with a fat stomach. She was in Thwinny Thwoo Hospital and she was alone with 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999+ ( 28/1/24 damn. ) surgeons and then they saw a blue and pink - ish ball in her pom pom One of the surgeons pulled those balls and they saw, a squashed turkey, and a normal flamingo. Tiny ones, of course.. Then Buk Buk named the turkey Gobble Gobble and the flam...

Random stuff... ( it could be a hey you part 2 as well )

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 Oh hey there. It is nice to see you all in this crazy world. Today is another of my silly story's that I made.  Falling in love Rejection Honestly, this could be Donald Trump when he lost the election bruh. I wonder if he actually did this, if so shout out to Donald Trump..   You know at times I could be like a "Goofy mc Loof" ( Jessie Boungorf said that to me ok people? ) If you know that at times I could be like a "Goofy mc Loof" then you know that I could be a bit annoying \( O ^ O )/ Ok anyway so, today we can all gather around my little ones and tell me about your day in the comments! GO COMMENT RIGHT NOW. Done? Okie Dokie, so then, raise your hand if you want to tell me about your day! * sees some sus people raising their hands *  Ok Peppa Pig chop chop tell me quickly now COME ON PEPPA DO IT I CHOOSE YOU PEPPA PLEASE COME ON NOW PLEA-  *peppa pig* OINK my day was absoloutly PAPER!!! Welp Peppa * holds breath for about uhhh 20 secs or so ( - _ - ) * ...