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October 31, 2021

We all sink. The end.

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I really like my class. It's like a world of dreams, UNTIL YOUR MOM FORCES YOU TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND THEN SHE REALIZES YOU ALREADY HAVE. *neighbor* Whoa relax dude *dreams and snores at the same time* RING RING RING SCHOOL TIME RING RING * turns off the most annoying alarm on earth* OH MY GOODNESS GRAITIOS ( 9/2/24 gratios. GRATIOS. ) ME! Well that was a surprise of a lifetime. Wait a minute, it's back to school? At seven o clock? Fine, I will get what I get and start my boring school trip... Yay! It's time to go to school! Let's pack our bags, say good bye to our mothers and get corona virus ( 9/2/24 finally something that's actualy funny hahahabahahaba ). What a lovely routine of the day. But before you go out, make sure you brush your teeth and wash you hands fOr TwEnTy SeCoNdS before going out ladies and gentlemen. When we go to school we always say "Good morning Miss Jessie Boungorf" in the most awkward way possible. And then, we pack our bags and...

Hello world!

June 18, 2020

Hi. I am "Eliza Wolf" ok let's skip that intro. Ah the sea and the sky and um.... myself I guess. OK I just want to say that I am so happy that I am here. And who reads this they are gonna have a happy life. just like me right now. See Tadaaaaah ( 9/2/24 girl put such an old picture. ) Ok this is really old and I look cute right.... Anyways I am happy or am I........ ( 9/2/24 nope! you're depressed ) Ok so this thing might be confusing or something so yeah BE PREPARED FOR THE CRAZINESS!!!!!!! (I am crazy by the way) I like spongebob hehe :) This is gonna be random like this Ok yeah, just put a random pear down the street nobody cares maybe I will eat him I don't know but let me tell ya DONT EAT PEARS why. Because I don't know why I am saying but I um he um I am so sorry um ok. I LIKE HIM *gasps*ok that is not a secret anymore I let it out 😧😦😧😦😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣 9/2/24 I HAD A CRUSH ON A PEAR. A PEARRRRRRRR. (the more you know) R.I.P vocals LOL ok I am fi...

The story of Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble

April 09, 2021

Oh hey! How are you? I want to talk about Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble today! \( O W O)/ So who are they you may ask? Let me show you *walks along with Big Bird* *loses pic* OH NO! I lost the picture.. Credits Maker: Eli- No no no.. Stop Livaroo ( 28/1/24 aka the "credits maker" or something.. even though I used to make the credits. ).. Don't do it.. NOOOO. Okay this blog is getting a bit weird even though it is just the start, I am a weirdo, ANYWAY! At 12:00 am, 2006, there was a chicken named Nobble Nobble, aka Buk Buk and Gobble Gobble and Wobble Wobble's mother was apparently in the the hospital with a fat stomach. She was in Thwinny Thwoo Hospital and she was alone with 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999+ ( 28/1/24 damn. ) surgeons and then they saw a blue and pink - ish ball in her pom pom One of the surgeons pulled those balls and they saw, a squashed turkey, and a normal flamingo. Tiny ones, of course.. Then Buk Buk named the turkey Gobble Gobble and the flam...

A nice rainy day

August 18, 2020

Everybody likes the rain. When it goes away, we get sad. Last week, it rained heavily. Before the rain started, the clouds became all dark and the sun went away. There was lightning and thunder. I went outside in the balcony with my umbrella when the rain started. I was dancing and jumping in the puddles. My family looked at me with joy. My mother and brother went after me. People enjoy the rain because it is fun to play in. It makes a hot day cooler and makes us feel happy. After coming inside I had some delicious ice-cream. People like to eat yummy snacks when it rains as well. At the end of the day, we were exhausted but felt good in our hearts because we had so much fun in the rain.

the worst moment OF MY LIFE

June 20, 2020

This is gonna be disgusting PICKING ALERT!!! Only two things are gonna be picked. No 1. FURREE KATT No 2. MY ARMPITS They are gonna be in this blog or in the story WHATEVER LET'S GO. Ah dig your boogers. poop in your pots. and lick your elephants ears. If you don't have an elephant WELL TOO BAD. This is the worst moment OF MY LIFE it was so nice and peaceful in the bathroom I go and then. THERE WERE TWO FRICKIN BITES ON MY SHOULDER. I was like man it was my papas fault. But NOOOO IT WAS MY FAULT. I mean like my mama is not wrong. There is a reason for it. Ok you know I know we all know I sat on the stairs You guys right now Eliza oh god I thought you were smart. WAIT did you were long pants? The answer is drum roll please dumdumdumdumdumbarimbah no i did not. Yes I know that's bad but I forgot that the ants are there. Yes ants. My mom was shook to see that. and she called my sis she said it to my bro and my father. Ok then I went to the tub and took a body bath....

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